Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Magnetism

Attention!

There is proof that my market value is high.

kodi_qt3.141592654: hello, (his name)
he said: hi ma'am.
kodi_qt3.141592654: i am not a ma'am
kodi_qt3.141592654: :)
he said: hi kodi..
kodi_qt3.141592654: that's better
kodi_qt3.141592654: :)
he said: hehe
kodi_qt3.141592654: i hope you're doing okay, (his name)
he said: how are you?
kodi_qt3.141592654: i'm alright
kodi_qt3.141592654: working my ass off
he said: i'm with (name of his company) now..
he said: (name of his account) also
kodi_qt3.141592654: hurrah for you!
he said: ure working hard as usual
he said: all work and no play huh?
kodi_qt3.141592654: yeah
kodi_qt3.141592654: because there's no one to play with
kodi_qt3.141592654: :))
he said: hahaha!he said: i dont believe that
kodi_qt3.141592654: that is so true
he said: you are eligible and unattached..
he said: thats hard to find nowadays
kodi_qt3.141592654: no one is interested
he said: get out of here!
he said: BACHELORS
he said: must be swarming around you now!
kodi_qt3.141592654: so where are all of them hanging out these days?
kodi_qt3.141592654: i can't seem to find one
kodi_qt3.141592654: they must have some secret society i can never run into
kodi_qt3.141592654: :((
he said: haha!
he said: you must get back into the dating game of course
kodi_qt3.141592654: i've been trying for months..... years, actually
he said: well
he said: i believe
he said: its bcoz
he said: you're
he said: so
he said: INTIMIDATING
kodi_qt3.141592654: ugh
kodi_qt3.141592654: that is so commonplace
he said: hahaha!
kodi_qt3.141592654: ive gone out on a couple of dates
he said: what happened?
kodi_qt3.141592654: then again i must be a psycho magnet
he said: i can attest to that!
he said: im a psycho ryt?
kodi_qt3.141592654: so i have been magnetizing you all this time?
kodi_qt3.141592654: >:P
he said: when can i take you out for lunch and embarass myself completely?kodi_qt3.141592654: i'd say yes if you won't be late :))
he said: ouch
kodi_qt3.141592654: c'mon
kodi_qt3.141592654: you're just putting me on
he said: i wont be late if you promise not to apply the english only policy?!
he said: hehehe!
kodi_qt3.141592654: hahahaha! but i suck at tagalog
kodi_qt3.141592654: but i can understand tagalog, you know
he said: are you at insular everyday?
kodi_qt3.141592654: yep
kodi_qt3.141592654: but i'll be off tomorrow and thursday
kodi_qt3.141592654: no training schedule
he said: i still cannot believe that you did not notice
he said: that i was trying to flirt with you all this time!
he said: hehe
kodi_qt3.141592654: no way
kodi_qt3.141592654: c'mon
kodi_qt3.141592654: i was teasing you all the time
he said: im sorry for being a pain in the ass..
kodi_qt3.141592654: you were not
kodi_qt3.141592654: you were very nice nga
kodi_qt3.141592654: but late forever!
he said: can i squeeze into your schedule this friday?
he said: or is it too late?
he said: an i promise to be on time..
kodi_qt3.141592654: friday is good
kodi_qt3.141592654: what's your schedule?
he said: 2 am to 11 am..
he said: but thur and friday are my rest days..
kodi_qt3.141592654: can we have dinner instead?
he said: of course..
he said: anything for the lady that caused me so much pain and suffering..
he said: how about 8 pm?
kodi_qt3.141592654: you won't be murdering me, right?
he said: haha!
he said: nope
kodi_qt3.141592654: SERIOUSLY
he said: at least not anytime soon..
he said: hahaha!
kodi_qt3.141592654: now i'm scared
kodi_qt3.141592654: i'm thinking of backing out
he said: hahah!!
he said: so
he said: is it a date?
he said: or are you just teasing me?
he said: again?
kodi_qt3.141592654: isn't it going to be awkward?
kodi_qt3.141592654: i mean, i did cause you a lot of pain and suffering
kodi_qt3.141592654: :D
he said: thats why i need to get back at you..
he said: by letting me buy you dinner..
he said: and i'll be discreet if thats what you're worried about..
kodi_qt3.141592654: you have to be discreet in order to murder me and to successfully get away with it
kodi_qt3.141592654: :))
he said: psycho ryt?
he said: haha!
he said: grr!
he said: you're just mocking me..
kodi_qt3.141592654: nah
he said: so is it a yes?
kodi_qt3.141592654: are you not mad at me?
he said: why would i be?
he said: it was my fault ryt?
kodi_qt3.141592654: hmmmm
he said: you were just being honest and just gave me a wake up call!
he said: and i think that is just what i needed!
he said: ?
he said: so,do i pick you up at insular?
kodi_qt3.141592654: and you'll be late for an hour pa so that means that we'll be going out at 5
kodi_qt3.141592654: yep
kodi_qt3.141592654: the insular
kodi_qt3.141592654: isn't that too far for you?
he said: you know id go anywhere for you..
kodi_qt3.141592654: bola, (his name)
kodi_qt3.141592654: we're too old for that
he said: hahaha!
he said: but ma'am!
kodi_qt3.141592654: how old are you again?
he said: 24..
he said: am i too young for you?
he said: hehe!
kodi_qt3.141592654: you're not 24!
he said: grr!
he said: do you still use the same mobile number?
kodi_qt3.141592654: yes
kodi_qt3.141592654: ever since college
he said: ah,ok..
kodi_qt3.141592654: yeah you are 24
he said: huh?
kodi_qt3.141592654: i'm turning 26 on dec 8
kodi_qt3.141592654: am i too old for you?
he said: "age doesnt matter"
he said: familiar?
kodi_qt3.141592654: so cliche
he said: but so true..
kodi_qt3.141592654: :-&
kodi_qt3.141592654: hahahaha
kodi_qt3.141592654: i'm going out with you if you promise me one thing
he said: what?
he said: anything
kodi_qt3.141592654: that you must never fall in love with me
he said: that i cannot promise..
he said: seriously..
kodi_qt3.141592654: hmmmm
kodi_qt3.141592654: really, (his name)
kodi_qt3.141592654: i am so difficult to be with
he said: and i am so difficult to get rid of!
he said: that came out wrong..
kodi_qt3.141592654: oh well
kodi_qt3.141592654: psycho na stalker pa!
he said: :-$
he said: all in one..
kodi_qt3.141592654: hahahaha

Just so you guys know who killed me if they find my body in a river.

2 comments:

Kodi said...

I'm such a goddamn loser.

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