Justice League

Moe and I work different shifts. By the time he's ending his day, mine's just about to begin.

One morning, he fell asleep while we were conversing through one of the wonders that a mobile phone has to offer - SMS. I really don't mind. I mean, I'm not the type of girl who detests the fact that her boyfriend will not tell her every single detail of his day, including the what he ate for lunch. Nor will I create a fuss if he falls asleep without saying good night.

I was surprised that my phone beeped after a couple of hours.

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From Moe Cow

10 January 2008

10:08:28am

Name: Van a.k.a. Cow

Crime: Sleeping without notice

Verdict: Guilty

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To Moe Cow

Hahaha! Back to bed, Van. Kiss you.

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From Moe Cow

10 January 2008

12:10:35pm

Name: Van a.k.a. Cow

Crime: Sleeping without notice

Verdict: Guilty

Sentence: Back to bed with kisses

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To Moe Cow

What a justice system, huh? Here are more kisses plus hugs for a more severe punishment.

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From Moe Cow

Your honor, can you raise my punishment to an exile with the judge?

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To Moe Cow

How long do you want your sentence to be? You can only be exiled with the judge for eternity or forever.

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From Moe Cow

I'll only ask for parole after eternity ends.